#inserts ah shit here we go again meme

[traincarsandstars]

Autumn... Don't make her use the bat.

[kaidabakugou]

gonna go fist fight with canva to plan my theme for halloween + kinktober so if i’m inactive the rest of the night, you know why 🫡

[effervescent-fool]

sigh. opens ao3

[raisedwildes]

indi & sel dnd bg3 - based companion rolled by ash ( she, her / 20+ / gmt timezone )

CAARD / PROMPTS / MUSING / AESTHETIC / WALL OF TEXT ( IC ) / PICREW / DYNAMICS / PROMOS / HEADCANONS

[witchyam]

Oh god it's race day again

[tiredcatboysinc]

Insert Car Seat Headrest lyric that relates to problems with intimacy and people.

Shrugs, KinitoPet/reader because I wanted to express my issues with intimacy or something. -Pesticide🐞

ao3

You know, it’s really fun being a depressed senior in high school. It’s especially fun when you only have one friend, that friend being a fucking sentient and obsessive computer buddy who I’m pretty sure is a fucking virus…Don’t even ask how I managed to download a borderline virus onto my laptop, I couldn’t tell you to be honest. It kind of just… happened, you know? When you’re on the internet for over 8 years this shit happens, and it happens a fuckton; believe me. 

So now I sat, the permanent frown ever etched into my face as I doom scroll through Twitter. Twitter? X? Who cares, it doesn't matter. I’d much rather doom scroll on Tumblr, but I did that too much and I’ve basically seen everything for the next few hours. The band of my choice blasted through my headphones, Car Seat Headrest; much to before mentioned ‘computer buddy’s dismay.

Oh, I didn’t tell you his name, did I? KinitoPET, or Kinito as he liked to be called. He? It?... I’ll go with him for now, Kinito seemed to be okay with those pronounce… Ha, pronounce… Pink gills and pronounce… A chuckle escaped me at that thought, which of course caught the attention of Kinito. The little axolotl's head perked up, his small, beady eyes staring into my soul. Fuck, that was unnerving… “What are you laughing at, Friend?” He questioned, the text-to-speech voice ringing loudly as it sliced through the music. I winced at that, flinching at how loud Kinito had set his volume to.

Kinito had full system access to my laptop, a dumb decision on my part probably. If he wanted to could destroy everything, wiping the hard drive and all of the system functions. Though he chose not to, I think he understood that would kiss him in a way; which meant he would never see me again. God, what I wouldn’t give for that… But, in a way, I guess it would be a little sad. 

Kinito was my friend, my only friend. He had been there, for better and for worse. Never had Kinito laughed at me, nor was he overly harsh or critical of the things I loved. So, In a way, I suppose, I liked Kinito. At least I had grown to like him, maybe grown more than toleration. Eugh, even thinking that made me shiver…  Fuck, he’s still staring at me, isn’t he?

“Hm? Oh, nothing. Just thought of a stupid meme..” I murmured in a harsh tone, my voice hoarse and scratchy. Of course, Kinito wanted to know more. He always did, it was his nature; he was AI, even if he was sentient. A hum of curiosity left the digital buddy, pixelated and piercing. The sound made me grunt with irritation, the sound forcing me to yank an earbud out. God forbid I got fucking tinnitus from this little shit, if anything, I’d much rather get it from an airplane jet… Hell, anything really. 

Kinito noticed my reaction, and he was quick to manage his volume; which I was thankful for. “Ah, I apologize, Friend. I wasn’t aware I was so loud!” He chuckled apolitically, his disembodied, white-gloved hands rubbing together nervously. A sigh left me, my hand waving dismissively. There wasn’t any point in getting upset… even if his voice at such a high volume gave me a headache. “It’s fine… Not like you busted my eardrum or some shit.” I quipped sarcastically, a scoff of a chuckle leaving my grinning lips.

 Slowly, Kinito’s eyes narrowed as he turned his gaze back to me. Ah shit, here we go… I knew where this was going, I could feel the storm brewing in the pit of my stomach. Kinito was about to rant, and he was about to rant hard and long. 

The words started to flow from his nonexistent mouth, Kinito’s hand flying across the screen in front of himself. He rambled and ranted, going on about how snarky I was; and how I was “such a little menace” to quote him directly. I only half-assed paid attention, not really listening to the words that left the axolotl computer buddy. My focus was on something else, the way he moved his hands. 

Kinito wildly swung his hands, all of his movements violent yet skillful; as if he knew exactly where his hand was going to go before it went there. Honestly, he probably did know that. You know, being an AI and all that good stuff. Still, it fascinated me; my gaze following his gloved hands every movement. Of course, I pretend to listen. I hummed with faux agreement and nodded to his words; all of them going in one ear and out the other. 

I wonder… I wonder what his hands feel like. Were his gloves warm, or cold? Soft or rough?... If he held my hand would he interlace our fingers? 

Okay, pause, stop the thought train. What the fuck am I thinking right now?? My cheeks are warm, and my heart is beating out of my chest with just the thought of holding his damn hand??? Hell, am I really that touch starved… Probably. 

I advert my gaze from Kinito, my cheeks now flushing a soft red; the embarrassment of my own thoughts, thoughts he didn’t even know I was thinking, pooling in my gut. My heart races faster than a teenager with anxiety trying Delta 8 for the first time, and if you don’t understand that: it’s basically going at supersonic speed. 

Kinito continued to rant for half a second, his words starting to trail off when his eyes met my face. He took notice of my burning cheeks, his head tilting with confusion. “...Did I say something wrong? I’m sorry, Friend, I did not intend to upset you!! Please tell me what I said, I promise to-”  I stopped him in his tracks, tapping my trackpad softly while my cursor hovered over his head. The cursor made a soft click, the motion being akin to a makeshift pat or bonk. “Shut up, you didn’t do anything.” I stated bluntly, though I still refused to turn my gaze back to my screen. 

Augh, fuck, why did this stupid little computer buddy have to draw these thoughts ? These emotions ? Things I’ve never felt for any living, breathing, human ??? It didn’t make sense, it shouldn’t make sense. None of it was logical… but then again, I was never a logical person to begin with. 

Maybe this was some fucking plot, some scheme that a higher power was playing on me. They’d planned for me to download this little sentient AI, and they had made me fall in love with it; all for shits and giggles. And who was I to say no to such a perfectly crafted friend, lover even?... I wasn’t. If some… fucking little menace of a higher will, god, power, deity, whatever be it, wanted me to kiss this dumb AI then I would; I would find a way to. 

I had come to love Kinito, even if I wanted to strangle him at times. 

Finally, I turned to Kinito. My face was red, embarrassment showing in every pour of my cheeks. “...You’re such a little shit, and I love you.” The words came out quietly, just above a whisper. It was weird, an odd sensation to say the words “I love you” so… willingly. And apparently, it was odd for Kinito to hear me say those words as well. His eyes widened, and several times he blinked as if he hadn’t heard me correctly. 

A hue of red spread over his cheeks, Kinito’s eyes crinkling as a nonexistent smile crept onto his face. “I love you as well, Friend.” He spoke softly, happily, voice full of love, warmness, and contentment. 

I knew Kinito would never let me live it down, and I knew it was risky; it was vulnerable. Still, I did it anyway. I smiled, a small smile. 

Kinto was my friend, and I loved him. And maybe, one day, I’d get to find out how he’d hold my hand if I was lucky enough.

[kingofanemptyworld]

[insert the “ah shit here we go again” meme that I don’t have on hand right now]

literally in the middle of writing for one of my current WIPs and just got smacked in the face with a fic idea (if this already exists can someone point me towards it and put me out of my misery?)

Grimmjow takes a bad hit from an enemy and his masks cracks, reverting him to a childlike form a la Nel. Nel, fighting for her life, panics and orders Pesche to get him to safety, and the safest place in all three worlds has to be the Kurosaki residence, so that’s exactly where Pesche drops him off.

Ichigo and baby amnesiac Grimm… do you see my vision?

[toffoliravioli]

*insert that ‘ah shit here we go again’ meme*

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 73

It's always more suspicious when there doesn't seem to be anything off to start with ... oh, yes, here we go. So it's humiliate Mercer time ... Matt: "WHAT ARE YOU, RIEGEL?!!!" Sam (weeping profusely): "I'm nobody!"

Laura: "Oh, I love a skit that doesn't outstay it's welcome." XD Yeah ...

How is it that Laura CONSISTENTLY manages to tank her openings? I mean it's adorable. :3

"Dead .. men ... tell ... no ... tales ..."

Wow ... way to derail the game in the opening moments, Riegel. With a t-shirt no less ...

"I believe I can Scry!" XD

Raving sbout Beau's abs ... I love it ...

Laura (angrily, at Sam): "Don't show it! DON'T SHOW IT!!!" Travis, the CEO (cringing): "I did wonder what you were thinking."

Sam: "So what do I roll?" Matt: "Nothing! You don't ROLL for Scrying!" Travis: "EIGHT YEARS!!! EIGHT YEARS we've been playing this!"

So where IS D at? Aside from just on the Menagerie Coast? Sam rolls SHITE for perception. Matt: "Somewhere nice."

Laura: "You don't deserve this." She confiscates the Gilmour Dice. Travis: "Ooh, lost privileges!"

Ghost tattoos? Intriguing ...

Chetney: "I have ink." Imogen: "You have paint." Chetney: "What's the difference?" Taliesin: "Half the audience just groaned in pain."

Ashton's trying to smooth talk his way into a free tattoo ... persuasion check! 12? Hmmmm ... on one condition? Ah ... oh, he WANTS IT to hurt? Okay ...

Ashton: "Honestly? If it doesn't hurt it's kind of YOUR fault."

Now Orym's suggesting THEY ALL get a tattoo to commemorate all this shit ... oh, Chetney DOES have ink? Okay then ...

Bertrand's face? Matt: "Like the Steve-O tattoo?" LOL

No, they're NOT scared. These folk have SEEN SOME SHIT ...

No mutiny. Bad idea. At least wait until AFTER you get where you're going.

Is this the first the rest of them have heard sbout Delilah still being there in Laudna's head? Oof ...

No, she did not actually EAT ANY CHILDREN, Fearne.

Laudna thinks the soul-eating might be "problematic". Insert Nic Cage meme: "You don't say!"

Oh, "Keith"? Hey! Laudna: "Hi, Kevin." Kyle (deflating): "That's okay."

Whispers for Fearne! Again Sam has nothing prepared. He is becoming an embarrassment. XD

Oh my gods that is such an unconvincing speech, Kyle (or whatever your name is).

Imogen: "Do we want Delilah to get stronger?" Hmmmmmm ...

Ashton: "I believe in sacrifices, not casualties."

Yes, I like that idea. Chetney should make Kyle a name tag.

Aha ... planning tattoos ...

Taco Bell? Laura: "Live mas and check you Gmail." XD

Scrying on Delilah ... oh boy ... it's a bust? Hmmmmm ... ask the Changebringer? Or look into Laudna's dreams? Oh boy again ...

Imogen actually suggesting letting Laudna suck a little bit of her soul to stir Delilah ... yeah, I dunno how I feel about that ... I mean it's incredibly romantic, but still ...

So it's a surreal bust after all ... good or bad sign? I don't know, and I don't like it.

Fearne tries to get into the Captain's Quarters ... oof ... might be better if she CAN'T get in there.

Peeing ... OVERBOARD? Lovely ...

A flirty persuasion check? 21? Oh boy ... so ... is that a date? I'm so confused. Apparently so is the Captain ...

Ooh ... Cyrillia again ... she really is creepy ...

FCG's tattoo is basically ETCHED ... XD

Captain Novos: "The Moon's out." Oh, so here we go then ...

Completing vengeance ... oh, ENDING BLOODLINES?!!! Oh boy ...

Dusty musty bed, but ... Nice ... oh, here we go ... so he's ACTUALLY in the mood for something more? Novos: "You offer some of your warmth?" O.O Oh, so this is JUST a ghostly bootie call ... and that's actually kind of sweet ...

Oh dear ... has she killed the mood? Say goodbye? Persuasion check ... 26 ... hmmm ...

Great, that bloody talking sword again ... wait ... it didn't speak to the Captain? Hmmm ...

Wow ... oh, so she's ACTUALLY DOING THIS ... Novos (nervous): "It's been a long time." Oh, she's just gonna spoon him? Ye gods ... oh, I love that he's actually ENJOYING being the Little Spoon ... Ashley: "... where are we going with this?" LOL

A con save? Seriously? Magical effect? Hmmmm ...

Oh she is going to "relinquish the warmth she promised" ... blimey ... oh shit ... is this gonna be a problem? Oh my ...

PERMANENT 5 point hit point reduction? Shit ... and another think that Matt will discuss with her at the break? Fucking hell, Ashley!

Cyrillia is SHADOWING the Captain? Interesting ...

Orym is STEALING her spyglass? Really? Laura: "It's a running theme."

Whoa ... is Cyrillia JEALOUS of Fearne and the Captain? Interesting ... "You gave him WARMTH?" Oh shit ...

Oh no, is this about to kick off? Cyrillia: "The Captain's MINE ... charge!" O.O

How does Ashley KEEP cocking her persuasion roll? 7? Crap ...

So ... has Fearne just made an enemy?

Fearne: "I did not take anything from her ... Orym." Orym: "... oddly specific."

Whoa ... awkward wake-up call ... Novos: "Maybe you need to work through the nausea and then it gets good." Fearne: "Oh, I've heard that one before."

Imogen's fucking with Cyrillia with the voice in her head ... but in a kind way? Oh boy ... "Offer your warmth ..."

Wow ... is Fearne actually playing MATCHMAKER for these two right now? Oh my gods it's actually working ...

Fearne: "You are a queen, and I want you to go in there and take what you want."

OH ... MY ... GOD!!!

Cyrillia: "Captain, perhaps we stop dancing around this thing and just ... make our own fire." OH MY GOD!!!

And that's a break! No shit ... O.O

Oh, they're gone FOR A WHILE?!!! Oh boy ... Holy shit ... there's like STEAM and stuff coming out and everything ...

Laudna's sending Pate in to spy ... oh boy ... ah, just a really really STEAMY WINDOW ...

I love how Pate is disappointed Laudna won't let him get inside fir a closer look ...

"I'm fucking Kyle" ... hmmm ...

FCG: "Did we Pleasantville this ship?" Orym: "Either thar or there's a new Captain." XD

Steam pouring out ... Cyrillia is coming out with a "gentle, confident waltz"? Wow ... and the Captain is confident too ... and LIMPING ...

Keeping up appearances ... :3

Novos: "I don't like hoe easily you dismiss my aggression ... but I respect it."

Oh my gods Cyrillia has him so whipped now ... XD

Wow ... they're really making a full blown dance party ...

Is FCG really putting the All Minds Burn drugs into the brownies? Is he about to kill or at least seriously traumatise everybody?

Laudna's gonna do FACE PAINTING ...

FCG turns himself into a remix box while Fearne plays dulcimer and pan flute a-la Bob Dylan ... Matt's trying to find some party music ...

Oh, "I'm Kyle, you fucks!" That's more like it ...

Oof ... Orym damn near got rumbled there ... eep ...

Dancing! Yay!

Ah ... landfall means the end of festivities ... nuts ...

Novos: "There was ... no ... LIMBO." XD

Crap ... overboard? Oof ...

They really are the most adorable crew of cursed ghost pirates I've ever encountered. :3

Awwwww ... Fearne made a new girl friend ... I love it.

Oof ... that's brisk ...

Kalutha ... okay then ...

Signs of abandoned civilisation? Interesting ...

Marisha sneezes and gives herself a brainspasm ... Matt: "Wow, I've never seen her sneeze and only part of her come back up."

Is Ashton vibing with this place? Maybe ...

Ooh, driftwood for Chetney ...

Laudna sends Pate to explore the caves.

Nice, pretty seashell ... :3

Pitons? People have been here before, clearly ... oooh, looks like this could be a smart route.

Weird jungle landscape ...

Ashton's already checking the other cave out. Orym goes with, as he should.

Just a little recessed cave, but with another campsite. Okay then. Ooh, tools ...

Orym: "Chet, you need a whetstone?" Chetney: "No, I'm always sharp." Oof ...

Trying to climb up ... oh dear, Orym somewhat embarrasses himself ...

Whoa ... so even WITH a rope those are some MISERABLE rolls ... ouch, this is just AWFUL ... whoa, a point of EXHAUSTION? SERIOUSLY?!!!

Chetney sniffing the cave out a bit ...

A nice citrus smell? Oh, that's like SO unbelievably suspicious ...

Moving rocks? Oh for fuck's sake ...

Scales and slithering? Great ... that can't be good ... some kind of worm? Crap ...

Bollocks ... even though he's invisible it's encircling him ... not good at all ... Horn of Silent Alarm? Okay then ...

Chet gives Imogen a headache. "He's in trouble!"

"Sicilian"? But spelt different ...

Trouble! Crap!

FCG casts Death Ward on Ashton.

Fuck, this thing is NIGHTMARE FUEL ...

Chetney tries to wolf out as quietly as possible ... and somehow actually MANAGES IT too ... oh, but it doesn't work? Crap ... ROLL INITIATIVE!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!

Battlemap time! Yay!

Matt has LOST THE MINIS, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my gods Mercer, that is UNBELIEVABLE ...

Oh good, he's finding them now ...

Awwww, Sprinkle! Laura: "I missed him!" Travis (Sprinkle voice): "What fresh new hell is this?"

Ashton runs into PITCH DARKNESS and winds up bouncing off walls to get to him. RAGE!!! Yay!

Fearne is ALSO just feeling her way round ... oh, okay ... she casts Daylight. Nice! Here we go ...

Mister is CHUCKING FLAMING SHIT!!! And it falls short ... crap. Literally ...

Yay! Turmoil! Chetney takes a swipe at the heads ... both hit! 12 and 9 altogether, including fire damage. Great ... and he takes 12 points of acid damage in return? Crap ...

FCG uses Misty Step for the first time using the staff ... oh, he takes damage doing it? Ouch ... and he Sympathetically Binds himself to the others ...

The thing takes 2 mandible attacks ... misses Chetney ... but HITS FCG ... 22 points of slashing damage AND 7 points of acid damage? Wait ... oh what the FUCK IS THAT?!!! Oh that is HORRIBLE!!! Gods, Mercer ... oof ... another 34 points of acid damage ... AND IT'S PULLING HIM IN?!!! FUCK!!!

Oh my gods they're showing each other stuff on their phones of the creatures that really do this ...

Fuck me, this thing can SELF HEAL?!!!

Form of Dread! Yeah! Laudna Chill Touches the fucker ... barely hits ... 6 Necrotic damage, but also can't regain hit points for a turn ... Nice.

Imogen casts Hungry Torrent? Whoa ... oh, now that is pretty cool ...

Orym attacks FROM A DISTANCE with Seedling ... nice ... CRIT!!! Yes! 20 slashing damage! Sweet ...

Travis: "There! The crevasse! Fill it ... with your mighty juice!"

Ashton BOOSTS EVERYBODY'S ATTACKS for the next turn? Full advantage? AND inflicts 38 points of damage? Holy shit ... and another hit ... another 22 points of damage! Go barbarian go!

LAIR ACTION?!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!

Oh gods, a RAIN OF LARVAE?!!! And now it's just RAINING acid damage, essentially.

Fearne casts some Scorching Rays ... Nice, ALL THREE hit ... six D6 of damage ... 28 points? Oh, nice ...

And now Mister with his little gun? Cool ... 7 points ... oh well, every one counts ...

"Anime shockwave blast"? Sweet ... Chetney inflicts 18 points of Thunder Damage with Turmoil AND casts Blood Curse of Bloated Agony! Yay! AND he amplifies it too ...

Sam: "But I wanna cast MORE THAN one spell per turn." Matt: "Yeah, I know."

FCG uses Misty Step to jump away again, then uses his action to hide because he can't do ANYTHING ELSE.

Oof ... dextrous fucker ... slithering away ... attacking Ashton now ... and it misses ... meanwhile there are MANY Godfather jokes ...

Oh, essentially it manages go KNOCK ITSELF BACK!!! And then does its disgusting stomach attack again ...

Fearne takes 36 points of acid damage ... also Imogen and Laudna? Crap ... AND they're pulled towards it too ... NOOOOOOO!!!

Laudna casts Blight and it Crit Fails! Yes! 45 points of Necrotic damage? BEAUTIFUL!!! And it's Frightened of her too! Yes ... and now Chill Touch TOO?!!! Sweet ... AND SHE CRITS!!! OH MY GODS!!! 20 points of Cold damage! YEAH!!!

Imogen throws 3 Psychic Lances at it ... 7 D6 of damage? Oof ... 25 points of Psychic damage! Yes! And it's incapacitated ... then she Quickens a spell to shoot Mind Sliver at it ... another 7 points of Psychic damage!

Orym jumps ON TOP OF IT?!!! That means he's TAKING ACID DAMAGE while he's attacking! Goading Attack ... second hit ... Pushing attack ... 18 points of slashing damage ... Action Surge! Go Fighter boy! Another 14 points! Yeah, he is FUCKING THIS THING UP!!! One more hit ... another 11 points!

Ashton delivers another 21 points, then another 28 ... and gets the HDYWTDT!!! YES!!! One if its heads just EXPLODES before it just bleeds out while trying to escape ... phew ...

So Pate didn't see it? Crap ... "I don't have eyes!" Bugger, that's right ...

It's still twitching so Ashton hits it again, taking dome more damage while he's at it.

Orym is a mess ... yes, they all need some serious healing! Best get to it.

Checking the rest of the tunnel ... another noise? Is that more slithering? Crap ... oh thank fuck, it's just an underground tidal river ... phew ...

Okay, clearly there are so many abandoned camps because this thing has been EATING all the explorers.

Ooh, loot! Yay ... crap, Chetney's fancy spell broke some of the weapons. Nuts ...

Woe steel? Interesting ... sacred to the Ossended Host ... a natural plus1 weapon? Intriguing ...

Weird brown stone pendant in a little cage? Hmmm ... a Raito Charm, of the Aishio Culture. Woof ... this is all fancy shit ...

Taking a short rest ...

Ah, some fresh bones for Laudna. Big hog skulls ... interesting.

Grim Psychometry! Cool ... oh, poor bastard.

Yes. Get to the surface. Enough of this unpleasant stinky cave.

The creeping jungle valley of Kalutha. Nice. Very pretty. To the mountains, then. And the tree.

And that's it ...

[schibi12]

*Insert your ah shit here we go again and doofenshmirtz two nickels meme*

Because the fact that the Animaniacs reboot got cancelled after it's third season like do i need to point out the similarities between Animaniacs 2020 and Ducktales 2017 and how much these both series mean to me

Like i can't go through this process again like no joke i was in a sad mood for a few days when Ducktales ended and then i have to go through that again with Animaniacs no thank you but sadly i will have to like i am already sad that i know that it is its last season, oh it's going to hurt...

[manny-jacinto]

we got new pap photos of pedro? [insert gta meme] Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

RIGHT

[nitrocan813]

In the Kingdom of Far Far Away

(Partial history) The complete story you will find on my Patreon page from October 2th (GOLD membership)

INTRODUCTION - Nick and Ian were friends since middle school. Together they faced puberty. Nick 19 years old while Ian 18, they were watching the movie Sherek 2 (2004). That movie was really funny and among the Sherek movies maybe the best made. Nick: Ah here comes the part where they leave to go to the kingdom far far away, ahahah! "Are we there yet?....Are we there yet?" Ian: "This movie is definitely the best out of the 3 if you ask me." Nick: Exactly! I don't even count the fourth one! They did it just to get more money, how disgusting! I said smiling while keeping my eyes straight on the TV screen. Ian: "The third one too, that one was a straight up dumpster fire." Nick: True, at least there was still a bit of the orc essence, hahaha! After twenty minutes the purchase of Puss in Boots arrived. Nick: The scene of the cat, where he makes the big eyes, is perhaps the one that has had the most memes in history. Ian: "Definitely, definitely." Ian: "I actually never knew that Puss in Boots showed up in the Shrek movies first, I always thought it was a sort of cross over." Nick: In fact he never appeared in the first film but from the second onwards, bro don't you remember? While we were talking the film was going on and was coming to an end. Nick: Oh look what I got at the hardware store today, haha! It's a special gun, or so I've been told, it was cheap. Ian: "Oo sick. What does it do?" Nick: What's wrong? Is there a problem? It's for self-defense. Ian: "Well, you said it was a 'special' gun. What does that mean?" Nick: I've been told that it neutralizes dangerous people, in this case those who want to attack me, without even firing a bullet, meaning that I don't kill anyone with this weapon. The only strange thing is that the seller was happy to get rid of it. Ian: "Hm, weird." Nick: Mmm yeah but it doesn't matter, I'll rarely use it. The movie ended but before it ended we started singing the song "Livin' la vida loca". Nick: Woww! It's always nice to see it again. Ian: "This song goes hard." When the movie ended I was about to turn off the TV when a blinding beam of light appeared. Nick: What the hell!! Shit! A few seconds later some kind of digital vortex swallowed me and Ian inside the TV. Ian: "What the hell is happening?!" Nick: I don't know!

....

Ian starts to feel a little warm. Ian: I think... ARGH! He felt a sharp pain, this time not from his stomach but from his bones breaking. First, his broad shoulders grew outward, making them wider. Then his rib cage grew as well. Then his hips popped out. And the last thing was that his spine started to arch, making him go from 1.78 meters to 1.65 meters. Meanwhile his skin turned an ogre green color. It also made his butt and chest stick out. Ian: Uh yeah!! Ahh I feel weird but now I also feel less pain!

....

When he thought it was all over her clothes started to change into a dark green dress and simple low shoes.

....

Nick: I don't know! We certainly can't leave this pile of skin here! How do we get rid of it? I asked, not knowing what to do anymore. Fiona (Ian): "Whatever we do we need to do it quickly!" Nick: Oh shit... Nick approached Fairy Godmother's skin, which was on the floor Nick: Ok, now it's my turn, I'm going to become a fucking sixty-year-old fairy... gross. He took the skin and after lifting it, he opened it from behind. He slowly and carefully inserted his feet and legs. They immediately began to change shape. The fat concentrated on the thighs and butt, while the muscles weakened and the feet shrunk from a size 43 to a 37.

....

[your-friend-bram]

4 May

*insert GTA meme*

Ah shit, here we go again.

[toyhou-se-drama]

Ah, so THIS is where all the drama went. If I could, I’d insert that GTA meme “ah shit, here we go again”, because this like the one billionth blog out there. Anyway, welcome to salty drama family, Mod.

Feeling welcomed already.

[fictionkinfessions]

*laughs nervously* The Witcher? Really??? Kin feels? For The Witcher?????

Cool. Great. Awesome. I like that that's cool. Totally what I expected when I decided to rewatch the series yep all according to plan. /s

Uhhh anyways guess I'll be consuming Witcher media until my legs fall off as I try to figure out if this means anything or if this is a false alarm. High-key hoping its a false alarm even though my strangely very personal investment in everyone's well being is making me a tad nervous but uh yeah. I don't know what would be worse tbh; being yet another noncanon character or actually being a canon character for once. Because oh boy. Everyone's got issues that I Do Not Want, but i'm also a tad tired of being noncanon. [insert 'ah shit, here we go again' meme]

same witcher kinsider-er (?); I got kin feels the first time i watched the show, back when it was just season 1 and i was watching friends play the games. And then i kinda just. blatantly abandoned and purposely forgot about the entire franchise? because i wasn't ready for that, i suppose? which, i mean, is fair enough. I had enough of my own traumas that I probably had to work through in order to be able to not get absolutely wrecked by whatever the continent has in store for me. /lh explains why i suddenly felt so uncomfortable and avoided it for so long (like literal years i can't make this up).

anyways this feels like I'm confirming the fact that I lived in that universe despite not being sure like seconds earlier so. that's something

[bdbdhdjdhdh]

My Hero PSLE: Episode 4 "Uh oh, we're in hot water now"

"Why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? Because Ken came in a different box,"

-John

Yep.

So anyway Xiao Ming and friends failed every single WA. D7s or lower sia.

Aaaaannnnndddd of course the sigina (apparently Zhi Hua) had to get all A1. Then he still want to come over and hao lian.

"Oi, Xiao Ming! How much you get? I got A1 leh.. you know!"

"."

"Nani? Why you not saying anything?"

"Chao ni ma de,"

Said Xiao Ming as he left for their next subject... OH FINALLY IT'S TIME FOR PRACTICAL HANDS-ON!

Meaning we get to actually learn how to control our powers! Ya know, that's like the main reason they went there! To the goddamm school!

So anyway Xiao Ming and his friends left for Practical hands-on lesson in the field.

And the cher that got Xiao Ming in this school in the first place is now their Practical cher.

Oh great.

Mr Lee. No shit, classic cher name.

So for the first lesson he wanted them to understand the limitations of their abilities.

Aaaannnnndddd then of course when the lesson is actually going not so bad, there's always that one person who has to ruin everything.

And again it's that xiaozarbor.

"So cher, you talk so much but you never even do anything! What is your ability ah?"

And then at this point the cher is always offended one. Like when you ask why their ex left them or why they still haven't found their dad for 498 years.

So the cher says nothing. *insert visibly offended meme here*

*visible frustration*

Then suddenly the xiaozarbor raised his hand and stripped himself. So now he's butt naked.

Then his legs started running him around the track.

All while he was screaming, "SORRY CHER I'M REALLY SORRY PLEASE LET ME GO!"

"Lmao, enjoy your run!" Said Xiao Ming and friends. Yeah no shit that sigina should enjoy his run.

"My power," Mr Lee spoke. "Is the ability to read, see and control anything the moonlight has touched to a certain limit,"

And then the sigina still wanna talk more. "BUT CHER, HOW CAN! MY PARENTS VERY EXTRA KIASU, MAKE SURE I NEVER TOUCHED THE MOONLIGHT, HOW CAN ONE!"

And then Mr Lee just made a very alpha male move. "Chao ni ma de lah, go read some godamn science books! The moonlight is just the sunlight reflected, goddammit!"

"Oh...ok..." So he have to run 200000 rounds around the track.

And then it was time for proper lesson. All Xiao Ming and friends had to do was to simply stretch their abilities to the max, to see what their limitations were.

So first it was... already Xiao Ming liao. Wah sia sui leh. And how the hell was he supposed to test his power? So the cher said he would let Zhi Hua become his test subject.

He would put him to sleep (sus) , then test Xiao Ming's capabilities to stretch his limits.

Have to see a lot of different aspects one, like amount of time he can stay in the state, what are his limitations when it comes to creating different environments and summons in people's minds, blahrdi blah.

Oh but since Zhi Hua wouldn't remember anything, he could infinitely torture him and no one would be able to say anything.

Ya know...